Over the last few years, Only Fans has become an application sensation, turning streamers and adult content providers into instant millionaires. It was only a matter of time before the horror genre took a bite at this mega-popular site and turned it into a feature film. Fresh off their celebrated film, Murdercise, Angelica De Alba and Paul Ragsdale present the Horror-Nation, ONLYFANGS! Just when fans thought every drop of lore had been explored in Vampire entertainment, this creative duo attempts to drive a new stake into dark horror hearts. With an all-star cast featuring Kansas Bowling, Drew Marvick, Nina Lanee Kent, Jessa Flux, and a cameo from Canadian scream queen August Kyss, fang fans will be drooling blood for this film’s premiere.
Exhausted from being under the rule of her Vampire master, Scarlett finally escapes his reign of terror and forms her own sharp toothed team. After decades on the run, Reese is desperate to get Scarlett and her sucker sisters to settle down. Trying to find his own way in the world through his love of monsters, Wes is at his wits end in realizing that he will finally have to get a real job. In a chance encounter, Wes spots Reese having a midnight snack. The two eventually pair up along with their respective human and undead friends to form a brand-new experience for those seeking online affection. The site blows up, bringing unwanted attention to the terror team. Reese and Wes must come to terms with their new venture before their successful business is cancelled…forever.
ONLYFANGS is a sharp toothed tale that bleeds enough blood to make vampire fans hiss in ecstasy, while presenting a thoughtful expose’ on modern economic slavery. The cast puts in terrific terror energy throughout the film, with stars Marvick and Bowling carrying the narrative with empathetic takes on their respective roles. The two-hour runtime may be frightening to see at first, but the directors do a great job keeping the film running with several breaks from the plot that provide entertaining cameos from users of the site. There is definitely enough blood and bodies to keep horror hounds happy, but the film presents a fangtastic narrative on modern economics. At what cost does one go to in order to leave a mondain life behind? This is explored throughout the film along with a clever diatribe on both sides of modern American politics. ONLYFANGS is a smart, bloody, erotic, bite in the neck, the kind you wake up from completely changed.
Scream Score: 8.7/10